If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
"Have we got a show for you!"
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be
VeggieTales!
Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
VeggieTales!
Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half and hour!
VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!

It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip!
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip!
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiip! Lip lip lip.
"Larry, tell me about your childhood."
When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue. What could I do?
"Oh,dear! They turned blue, what could you do?"
Oh they turned blueeeeeeeee.

I'm so blue-hoo-hoo, blue-hoo-hoo, blue-hoo-hoo, blue
I'm so blue I don't know what to do
She's so blue-hoo-hoo, blue-hoo-hoo, blue-hoo-hoo, blue
She's so blue she don't know what to do

She's so blue that she just won't do anything!

We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything

I don't want no buddies to come out and play

I'll sit on my sofa eat bunnies all day

I wont go to church and I wont go to school
That stuff is for sissys, but bunnies are cool!
I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny

I don’t want to tell you a joke that is funny
I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny

The bunny, the bunny, yeah I love the bunny

I gave everything that I had for the bunny


Ohhhhh, The Bunny, you're my friend...


I can be your friend NANANA
I can be your friend NANANA
Any way or any weather
We can be friends, I'll share my sweater
I can be your friend, I can be your friend
If your hair is red or yellow
We can have lunch, I'll share my jello

I can be friends with everybody, everybody, everybody

Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast, but mine is slow
Oh, where do you get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo ooooooooooooh

Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where oh where
Is my hairbrush?

This looks like a job for Larryboy!

Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!

Cebu, Cebu
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo

I love my duck
See there's a war and well, we're in it!
Love my duck!
Though I don't mean to make a fuss

"Then don't. Sing with me, Louis."

Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you-oo-yeah
He'll wait for you-oo-oh
You are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you-oo
Oh, he will wait for you

And in the Promised Land, it's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great, oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're goin' to the Promised Land!

It'll be so great
It'll be so grape

We are the grapes of wrath
We'll never take a bath
It is our style to seldom smile and never laugh
We are the grapes of wrath
So stay out of our path
There's no escape from cranky grapes
We are the grapes of wrath

"We ride!"

There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
It's time for VeggieTales!

"Nailed it!"